i used to have this album, on cassette. it’s weird, i actually found it. in a back room of a church where i was doing community service back in my teenage years. i was helping out the janitor/groundskeeper. he said i could keep it. i thought that was awesome.
he was a cool cat. old stoner dude. when i showed up and my mom and the pastor and anyone else official were gone he was like “so what happened, man, ya get caught smokin’ a doob?”
"oh shit, man, i was totally joking."
actually, the reason i’m posting this is because i was at an antique store the other day and they were selling these things. that’s actually a bottle opener.
a bottle opener with 4 eyes.
apparently that used to be a thing.
my next day off i’m going to go back and see if any are still there.
because really, who doesn’t need a 4 eyed bottle opener?